We are missing a set of keys. I, of course, take this as a cue to look up how to pick locks. I tell The Engineer that I am unsuccessful so far at doing so and he tells me to stop. I protest that I am determined and besides how will I become a proper… Continue reading
We are currently gearing up towards a big move so my brain is overtaken and overwhelmed. I’m quite looking forward to the day when I can have a talk with The Engineer that doesn’t end in…oh shit I need to add that to the list!
I sent my friend a picture the other day about friendship and her response was a little odd. I started down the shame spiral of oh shit did I just make things awkward? Then I realized of course I did. That’s just how I roll.
Me, casually to the Engineer: Can I ask you a penis question? He just sighs.
I leaned over the table and gifted her the magic of my definition of grace. She leaned back in her seat, thought for a moment, then nodded. “You are very wise.” “Isn’t she just?” my other friend added. “Ah, but we’re all wise here in our own special way. I mean, in the pub quiz of… Continue reading
One of the men who lives in the flats behind us had a huge grin on his face this morning when he saw me coming out of my house. Is it possible that this has something to do with the dance party I had in the kitchen the other night? It’s cool. There’s no real… Continue reading
I didn’t know him at all. I wasn’t even aware of his existence until a day ago but I had hoped as I always hope when these stories start. They start the same, don’t they? Someone missing….pleas to help find them because well, they know….fragile mental states….walking away….last seen. He’s been found as I’d hoped… Continue reading