It’s good that the kids have my husband.

Wandering around the museum, kid points at something.

The Engineer: blah blah blah actual facts

Me: ohh see this! This is an ancient Egyptian spaghetti dinner party. And that? That’s a snakicorn! Very rare Egyptian creature.

It’s a Bit Funny…

that I’m thinking that singing Mötley Crüe songs to my dog constitutes a vast improvement in my mental health but it really, really does.

Whatever Will the Neighbors Say

Pixie just stuck her head out the door and yelled, “Cock!” repeatedly for 5 minutes.  She’s trying to call an eagle, she says.  I’m too busy laughing to tell her to stop.